There was a town in the middle of the mountains where the people that live in do´nt be happy if they do´nt drink enormous gals of wine, vodka, gin, whiskey ando other alcoholic drinks. One day the marshal ordered not to drink more than water to his neigbours. But nobody make intention of give up drinking. Then, the people of this country fight drunk and fight in the middle of the day. God keeps encourage to do something about this vice so pernicious. God orders the devil to go to this country. The devil doesn´t drink any drink and tries to bring to the wick to the neigbours. One of them burnt the church and the Maior. God kill all the people. Dead teh dog, dead the rabies.

Sé padre de tus virtudes y padrastro de tus vicios. (Cervantes)

Eso es. Lo bueno que abunde y lo malo que se vaya lejos.